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 +====== Paroles ======
 +===== Peter and the Test Tube Babies =====
 +==== Moped lads ====
 +ou know those kids 
 +you get at school
 +They've got a motorbike so they think they're cool
 +They got a moped for their sixteenth birthday
 +Now you can hear 'em coming from half a mile away
 +It's the moped lads
 +They like to think they're bad
 +It's the moped lads
 +If you hit 'em they tell their dads
 +They follow the school-bus 'cos they think they're next
 +They try to impress the girls on the back-seat
 +They go up to youth club and stand outside
 +And talk about the bikes they can only ride
 +They're about as lard as a lump of shit
 +But they've got two wheels so they think they're it
 +They allways show-off and try to act flush
 +But the best thing about 'em is when they crash
 +==== Banned from the Pubs ====
 +Banned from pubs 
 +get out of this place
 +Banned from pubs 'cos we don't like your face
 +Banned from pubs get out of that door
 +Banned from pubs or I'll call the law
 +Banned, banned, banned
 +'cos they don't like punks
 +Banned, banned, banned
 +They treat us like drunks
 +Banned from pubs go on I said go
 +Banned from pubs can we have a drink? No
 +Banned from pubs just get out of here
 +Banned from pubs no you can't have a beer
 +Banned from pubs go on on your way
 +Banned from pubs no punks they say
 +Banned from pubs you lot get out
 +Banned from pubs no punks they shout
 +==== Elvis is dead  ====
 +Elvis had an 
 +'cos he got too bleedin' fat
 +He weighed nearly half a ton
 +He looked more like a pregnant mum
 +Elvis is dead (x2)
 +Elvis had a gammy leg
 +He had a gammy head
 +He had a gammy kidney
 +He's better-off dead
 +In August 1977
 +Elvis met his fate
 +But he couldn't get into heaven
 +'cos he couldn't get thru the gate
 +==== Up yer bum ====
 +When a cops gonna 
 +nick yer
 +When yer dad's gonna hit yer
 +When the bird you're with is rough
 +When you can't drink enough
 +Up yer bum, up yer bum
 +Up yer bum, up yer bum
 +Up, up, up, up, up
 +Up yer bum
 +When you can't get the hard
 +When you've lost yer dole card
 +When yer bird's got clap
 +When yer beers gone flat
 +When yer neighbour complain
 +When yer bird's on again
 +When you can't scrounge a fag
 +When yer mum starts to nag
 +==== Smash 'n' grab ====
 +In the early hours 
 +walking thru the precint
 +He's spent all his money and now he's real skint
 +He sees the video thru the hi-fi shops' doors
 +The beer in his brain says go on it's yours
 +Even though he's pissed and his senses are all dull
 +He can still hear the ringing of the alarm bell
 +He looks at the damage thru pissed eyes
 +He's gotta leg it now now he's got his prize
 +He tries to run away but his legs don't wanna know
 +A voice laughts to him it is the alcohol
 +He stumbles thru the street not knowing where to go
 +A pissed-up idiot with an expensive video
 +And he realises later when he gets home at three
 +It's too hot plog and he's got no TV
 +==== Run like hell ====
 +I was down the 
 +local disco getting' off with this girl.
 +Things were going really good, going really well.
 +We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard
 +this bloke come up behind me and say:
 +" Oi, thats my fucking bird!! "
 +Down the local disco eyeing-up some skirt
 +She was giving-it all that, god she was a flirt
 +She came up to me and said:" Do you wanna dance? "
 +Well I thought this is it I'm in here with a chance
 +Then this bloody gread big geezer said
 +" 'ere mate thats my girl"
 +Well I didn't want no trouble
 +So I run like bloody hell
 +Run like hell (x2)
 +Alone at a party pissed out of me head
 +Well I don't know how I get there but I ended up in bed
 +When I woke up in the morning I was alone no more
 +But as I was getting dressed her boyfriend came in thru the door
 +==== Shitstirrer ====
 +When there'
 +trouble in the air
 +I'm the bloke who's always there
 +When loving couples swear anal arise
 +I am there to make it worse
 +In the shit
 +I'll drop you right in it
 +I'm shitstirrer
 +If you have two-timed your girl
 +Straight to her I'll go and tell
 +And even if your love is true
 +I'll shit tell you've got two
 +If you're off work and tell then why
 +I'll tell your boss it's all a lie
 +And if you say things behind his back
 +I'll grass you up so you'll get the sack
 +==== Intensive Care ====
 +I've just been 
 +beaten-up by a ted
 +Because of our song " Elvis is dead "
 +He rearranged my teeth though he weren't a dentist
 +I would have run away but I was a bit pissed
 +Intensive care
 +I'm in intensive care
 +He pushed me up against a brick wall
 +Then he kicked me around like I was a football
 +He kicked me in the face then he trod on my head
 +And then he ran away 'cos he thought I was dead
 +I tried to get up though I was bleeding and bruised
 +I shouldn't have bothered 'cos I met bad news
 +Around the corner were another three
 +And they all kicked the shit out of me
 +==== Keep Britain Untidy ====
 +When yer chips 
 +have just gone cold
 +Don't throw 'em in the bin like you've been told
 +Chuck them down onto the floor
 +Then tread them in so the mess looks more
 +Come on you dirty bastards
 +Keep Britain untidy
 +When you've finished a can of beer
 +Don't worry if there ain't a dustbin near
 +Just chuck it down with the other trash
 +Then find a window you can smash
 +When you find a place that's neat
 +Just make it look like a rubbish heap
 +Smash the windows tip up the bins
 +Show 'em the shit that we're livin' in
 +==== Transvestite ====
 +Over the hills we 
 +go my dear
 +To my house which is near
 +It's a little house with red curtained windows
 +And a fireplace with red gloving cinders
 +There I'm gonna screw the arse off you
 +I open the door we step inside
 +You sit down while I switch on the light
 +I pour you a drink while you slip-off your shoes
 +In my mind I know what to do
 +I am gonna screw the arse off you
 +I kiss your lips slowly while I undo your dress
 +My hand reaches down to gently caress
 +But there's something there that I didn't expect
 +It's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect
 +I've been cheated tonight
 +Is this some kind of joke
 +You're really a bloke
 +==== Maniac ====
 +I creep down 
 +alleys and peep thru blinds
 +I strangle and kill any children I find
 +I like meeting people when they're dead
 +I take some of them back to bed
 +I'm a maniac
 +I'm insaniac
 +I'm a maniac
 +Are you a maniac too?
 +Catching, eating spiders and flies
 +Seducing people on telephone lines
 +I like little girls of nine or ten
 +I love making love to them
 +Setting light to dogs and cats
 +Breaking into old ladies flats
 +Why is everyone laughing at me?
 +Why is everyone laughing at me?
 +==== Guest list ====
 +We turn up outside 
 +at the gig, there's people there the crowds are big, they stop you to ask and 
 +see, if you can get them in free.
 +Fivers in pockets they still try, " Come on we're broke " they all lie, give you 
 +hassle make you late, " Get me in free go on mate ".
 +Get me on the guest list, lend me ten pee.
 +Get me on the guest list, go on just me, get me on the guest list, get me in 
 +Trapper fans trying their best, to make out they are our guests,they seem to 
 +think it is easy, for you to get them in free.
 +==== One night stand ====
 +So many questions 
 +in my head, who is this girl in my bed ?
 +I don't know her she's someone new, got pissed last night but did I screw ?
 +I, I don't know her name, I, I won't see her again.
 +She's a one night stand, one night stand, she's a one night stand.
 +Fast asleep she's still crashed, go thru her pockets for her cash.
 +So annoying with her snore, I ought to kick her on the floor.
 +Love at first sight I don't think so, 'cos I can't wait till I can go
 +I don't know him I don't know his name, I don't think I'll go with him again.
 +She is lying there in the nude, but I can't remember if we screwed.
 +So I'll do her now just to make sure, and then I'll kick her out the door.
 +==== Let's burn ====
 +I've always played 
 +with fire since when I was quite young, and now I've joined a gang who share my 
 +type of fun.
 +Now schools and shops and houses are all down on our list, we are the ones 
 +responsible 'cos we are arsonists.
 +We'll burn everything in sight, we'll even set you alight, we live for the fire 
 +and flames
 +We love the damage and destruction that is caused by fire, we always stay upon 
 +the scene to watch the flames go higher.
 +We love to watch things burning love the smell and the sound, we'll put match to 
 +anything to raze it to the ground.
 +The cops are gonna get us that's what the papers say, but we're still lighting 
 +fires and getting clean away.
 +But if they got me cornered they wouldn't have me anyway, 'cos I'd soak myself 
 +in petrol and I'd set myself ablaze.
 +==== The jinx ====
 +He joins the gang 
 +as we leave the pub, we're off downtown to a niteclub.
 +And whereas usually we'd get in, we don't tonight 'cos we're with him.
 +We're miles from home waiting for the last bus, but when it comes it don't stop 
 +for us
 +We can't afford a cab and it's quite clear, this wouldn't happen if he weren'
 +He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong.
 +He's a jinx, jinx, when he string along.
 +It's Saturday night and there's parties on, but we can't get in any 'cos he'
 +come along.
 +So we end up walking 'round all night, if it weren't for him we'd been alright.
 +If you want a partner for pool or darts, and you play with him you've lost 
 +before it starts.
 +If we go to a match and he comes in, you can guarantee our team won't win.
 +==== Blown out again ====
 +I am here but 
 +where is she ? We were supposed to meet at three.
 +Now I'm soaking wet from the pouring rain, it looks like I've been blown out 
 +Although I try it's all in vain, i've been blown out blown out again.
 +It's not my fault I'm not to blame, i've been blown out blown out again.
 +Been promised a lift from me mate, but he ain't arrived and it's getting late.
 +But when he arrives the car is full, i've been blown out and I feel a fool.
 +This curse upon me is a pain, i've been blown out blown out again.
 +It's not my fault I'm not to blame, ive been blown out blown out again.
 +I'm on the guest list for a gig in town, so I make a special effort of going 
 +But when I get there they can't find my name, it looks like I've been blown out 
 +==== Wimpeez ====
 +You've been thrown 
 +out of the pub and your walking down the street, you feel a bit hungry and you 
 +wanna bite to eat.
 +You go into the Wimpy but that's your BIG mistake, by the time you leave you've 
 +got a stomach ache.
 +Wimpy's are shit (Trapper: So are M********), Wimpy's are shit (Trapper: I hate 
 +Ronald), Wimpy's are shit.
 +You get served by a tart dressed in orange and black, when you see you're food 
 +you wanna send it back.
 +You look at the pictures of the Wimpy's on the wall, but what you get given is 
 +hardly edible.
 +Wimpy's are shit (Trapper: Meat means murder), Wimpy's are shit (Trapper: Don't' 
 +buy a burger), Wimpy's are shit.
 +Get served your food and it's always cold I bet the hamburgers are at least a 
 +month old.
 +You pay loads of money and it really tastes bad, but you don't wanna admit that 
 +you've been had.
 +Wimpy's are shit (Trapper: You'll get diarrhoea), Wimpy's are shit 
 +(Trapper:You'll be lucky if you live), Wimpy's'are shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
 +==== Eater Bank Holiday '83 ====
 +Planned down to 
 +the last detail, this one job that couldn't fail.
 +Broke in on the night before, one guard no trouble to the four.
 +Seven million on that day, and now they're clean away.
 +Seven million on that day, on that Easter holiday.
 +When the staff arrived at noon, they were forced to open the strong-room.
 +Armed with guns but they weren't needed, 'cos their orders all were heeded.
 +With all that cash they go away, the coppers sick not much to say.
 +One of Britain's biggest robberies, on Easter Bank Holiday '83.
 +==== No invitation ====
 +Heard there's a 
 +party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown.
 +Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can.
 +No invitation, but it don't stop me,
 +No invitation, gatecrash yer party,
 +No invitation, but it don't stop me.
 +Though I don't know no-one here, i'll still take yer food and drugs and beer.
 +And as I don't live here I don't care, if I start to throw-up everywhere.
 +Gonna screw a bird in yer bog, gonna be sick as a dog.
 +Gonna crash out in yer bed 'cos I'm gonna be pissed outta me head.
 +==== Pissed punks (Go for it) ====
 +Well it's Friday 
 +night and the weekend's here, so let's start right with lots of beer.
 +I said "Hey gang let's hit the booze, hey gang give me some blues" 'cos I'
 +gonna stay awake all night.
 +This time some girls gonna be in that bed of mine, so let's get this weekend 
 +under way.
 +Turn the volume up let the records play.
 +We've all had two merry we're feeling great, so let's split this joint 'cos it'
 +getting late.
 +I said "Don't Ogs bring Sue with us, hey Ogs let's get the bus ".
 +Let's shift those pints down in the pub, let's shift those feet down a 
 +Just two quid and we're through the door, making cringes down on the dancefloor.
 +Well the music's loud the lights are low, the speed is working I'm rarin' to go.
 +I said "Hey girl do you wanna drink ? Hey girl don't stop to think,
 +'cos if you're lucky and play your cards right, you can sleep with a popstar 
 +"Well you know I fancy you like mad, so take me home Pete to your pad".
 +We're back at the ranch and we're in bed, but the knocking on the door's going 
 +thru my head.
 +We said "Hey Pete go-on right-up, hey Pete who is that slut ? We'll take no 
 +notice of what they say".
 +Legs over shoulders pumping away, "Well hard luck I'm leaving all the same, well 
 +thank you lads you've done it again".
 +==== Never made it ====
 +Standing at the 
 +party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it was a joke.
 +But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide, i'll go find the bog 
 +and lock myself inside.
 +Never made it, never made it, never made it, to the bog in time.
 +Later in the party with joint in hand, so pissed and proud I could hardly stand.
 +I started to feel sick it must have been the dope, I tried to reach the bog but 
 +there wasn't much hope.
 +Stumbled home from the party about half hour, had trouble getting the key into 
 +the door
 +My bladder was full and it wouldn't wait, by the time I reached the bog it was 
 +too late.
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